I'm going to try to start posting a "joke of the week" each Friday (and it almost never will be a politician.) It could be some silly joke I remember from my childhood, something I've read or heard recently on the innerwebz, or something submitted by my faithful readers (hint hint.) I might not get one posted every week, though.
This week's entry comes from goofball.com.
Bull Frog Blow Job
By: portajon Published: 03/23/2004
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bull-frog. They say it's been trained to give blow-jobs!" "Blow-jobs!", the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow-jobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied," If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone!"
This week's entry comes from goofball.com.
Bull Frog Blow Job
By: portajon Published: 03/23/2004
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bull-frog. They say it's been trained to give blow-jobs!" "Blow-jobs!", the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow-jobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied," If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone!"
Oh boy, she's in trouble. Frogs are pretty smart, you know. I own three.
ReplyDeleteSame set up, but this time, the salesman says the frog's training isn't in blowjobs but in cunnilingus.
ReplyDeleteThe woman is skeptical. The salesman assures her. She still doesn't believe it.
"Listen," the salesman says. "Sit in this chair and spread your legs. He'll do the rest."
So the woman hikes up her skirt, sits down, and spreads her legs.
The bullfrog sits there and does nothing.
The salesman sighs. "Damn it, frog!" he says, "I'll show you how to do it one last time!"