Friday, June 13, 2014

FFF - No Predictions - 6/13/14

 
Happy World Cup Everyone!!!!!

WTF?  Panda bears and the World Cup?  
What's the connection oh great Advizor?

Here it is.....right here:

Key Words:  Prediction, Outcome
Word Limit:  369 words, 'cause I like 69
Forbidden Words:   Soccer, game, ball(s)
Casey wandered through the compound, looking for some clue what was expected of him. The letter had said his grandfather was dead, and he was to come here and search until he found “it.” Of course there had been no explanation of what “it” is, so he was flying blind.

It didn’t take long to search the main building, because there was nothing there. Every windowless room looked exactly like the others; empty, stark, and clean. Casey assumed they were mainly laboratories, but there were no hints as to what their functions were.

He crossed the yard to the small out building, reasoning that “it” must be there. He opened the door and was met by the pungent odor of gasoline and oil, and the site of an old lawnmower, a gas can, and several other tools and garden implements. He was just about to close the door in disappointment when he noticed the faint line making almost a perfect square in the floor. He pushed the lawnmower out of the way, exposing a recessed catch which he used to pull up the trap door. Stairs led down to the darkness below.

Cursing himself for not having a flashlight, Casey cautiously went down the steps. At the bottom he felt around for a switch and, finding one, flipped it. The lights came on to reveal another large, featureless room almost as empty, stark and clean as the others.

But not entirely empty; something leaned against the far wall. He couldn’t quite make out what it was until he move several feet to his right, changing his perspective. Ah, it was a giant, stuffed panda bear! “What the fuck?” Casey muttered.

Then almost screamed when the panda stood up! The brief flash of relief at realizing it was just someone in a panda costume was replaced by the horror at realizing it was someone in a panda costume, and he was alone with it!


The “panda” stood and raised its hands menacingly, then emitted a soft, muffled giggle as the body of the suit fell to reveal a trim, nude woman’s torso. Casey’s eyes widened and he began to wonder what her face looked like, when a sharp blow to the back of his head turned everything black.
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I know the picture was meant to be light-hearted fun, and sexy, but the first thing I thought of was the Bunnyman movies. The girl in the picture is certainly better looking, and cleaner, but there’s something about the monochrome lighting that makes her being in a giant animal costume damn creepy to me. I guess the furry culture isn't for me.

I wrote this quickly and in one take with the intention to not do any editing except correcting typos and misspellings. Afterwards I realized I’d forgotten the required words and considered going back to add them, but that would have been counter to my goal.


I’m also over the word limit, but by happy coincidence it’s 377 words. Advizor54 chose 369 words because he likes 69; likewise, 377 words is a good number because I like 77. It’s like 69, but you get 8 more. (Sound it out in your head.)

Now get on over to Advizor's site and read the rest of this week's the wonderful entries. 

3 comments:

  1. Ha ha! My only reply to that is completely childish. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

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  2. A sharp blow to the head? Ouch! Good use of the panda though!

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  3. I love it when FFF writers go all dark and spooky. Thanks for joining the fun and never be afraid to explore the dark side.

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