Weekend Update

I'm writing my weekend update early because I don't anticipate much of anything exciting happening today. Not that a lot of exciting things happened Friday or yesterday either, of course.

The wife and I went to the gym Friday for a quick workout, but I ruined whatever benefits I got from 30 minutes worth of cardio (Treadmill) by getting a deli sub from a sandwich shop we have here. It's called a 6" sub, but it's closer to 8" long (imagine that, a guy lying about the length in the other direction!) and it's packed with meat (there's a joke here somewhere, but I'll let you figure it out for yourself.) In fact, there have been times when the wife and I order one 6" sub and split it. A lot of times we remove half of the meat and use it for another sandwich the next day.

But Friday night I ate it all. Fuck it, right? We're still going to the gym most days, and I really do want to lose weight and get in better shape, but sometimes I just don't give a shit and I want to eat all the things! I did try to be a little more responsible with my eating on Saturday, though.

Speaking of Saturday, while looking at some porn before the wife woke up, I decided it was finally time to get a cock ring. I've thought about it for years but never pulled the trigger, but when the wife got up and we were planning our day, I told her I wanted to go by a sex shop in our area and get one. She agreed, and that was where we went after we visited my parents (which will be part of my rant later.)

I was surprised at how complicated (and expensive!) some of the cock rings were; cages and gauges and what not, some as high as $80. I was just looking for a simple something that would tighten around either just the base of my shaft or around the shaft and balls, depending on my mood. I also wanted something that could be released, like a strap, instead of a solid ring; I've heard horror stories of guys having one on that's too tight and their erection not subsiding because the blood flow out is blocked. I didn't want any embarrassing, hard to explain trips to the emergency room! And I didn't want to spend more than $20 because I'm a cheap bastard, and I have no idea if I'm going to like it or not.

I wound up settling on this one, which was $12 at the shop. I'm really pissed now because my google search for the right picture turned up this one, which was at the Walgreens website. They sell them for $4! Dammit!

While we were there, the wife also picked out a new toy (I can't find a picture of hers, but maybe I'll put one up later.) She wanted something that would curve down so that the angle going into her would be comfortable and it would be out of the way of her using her other vibrator. Despite my keeping my nails trimmed and as smooth as possible, she's really sensitive inside her vagina and doesn't like being fingered.

Later that afternoon, when the niece was gone, we got to try them out. I really wanted my first time with it to be around my shaft and balls, but it was difficult getting the loop big enough. That's not me bragging about my size; my balls are about average size I guess, but tend to want to draw up quite a bit when I'm erect. So it took a while to get a good grip on them and get them through the loop with my dick, and there were a few times I made myself wince (guys, I'm sure you can imagine why.)

I liked the feeling and how veiny it made my dick. I might not have had it on tight enough because although I did get pretty hard, I did start to lose my erection at one point while we were playing with the wife's toy and I wasn't getting any direct attention. Maybe that's normal; I don't have a lot of cock ring experience.

After she came, I quickly got hard again with a little stroking and fucked her until I came. It was a really different feeling, a good one, coming with that tightened around my cock and balls and I shot with a good bit of force. It was a little easier getting everything out after, but still a bit of a problem because it was hard (ha!) to widen the loop enough. I finally got freed from it, and felt a little achy in the balls. Again, that might be normal. Plus, the silicon left a red mark all around that was a little tender.

Next time I think I'll get a strap that can be more easily wrapped around and buckled, then released afterwards. Something like this.

I wonder if Walgreens will carry it?

I'll post more about the weekend later; for now I have to get the wife up and start our usual Sunday.