Friday, February 28, 2014

FFF - Yes! - 2/28

Word Limit: 250
Bonus Words: +50 if there's a happy ending.
Required Word: VoilĂ 
Forbidden Word: Viagra
Extra Credit: If you're a man, write it from her point of view; 
if you're a woman, write it from his.
I was still half asleep when David came out of the bathroom, showered and wrapped in a towel.

“I shaved,” he said.

“Big deal,” I mumbled, eyes still closed. “You shave every day.”

“No, I mean I shaved… down there.”

That woke me up. I’ve been asking David to manscape for the two years we’ve been together and he’s always refused. Even when I “blow-cotted” him he stuck to his guns; he knew I love going down on him too much to resist for long, hair or no. He claims he trims it now and then, but I’ve never been able to see much of a difference. I asked if I could once but he said “no!” so quickly and emphatically that it kind of hurt my feelings.

I sat up in bed. “Okay, let’s see it.”

He shouted “Voila!” and spread the towel, displaying his glory. It took me a moment to understand what I was seeing; I loved the look of his impressive cock almost completely bare, except for the pattern he’d left. Then I looked at the pattern more closely and was stunned.

I looked at him and growled “C’mere, you!” When he got close enough I threw him on the bed, and without another word I gave him the best blow-job I knew how. It was so much better without the hair tickling my lips and nose, and when he came I had him as deep as he could go.

I licked him clean and crawled up beside him, kissing him as I went. “Do you like it?” he asked. “That’s why I let it grow for so long.”

“I love it,” I purred. “And the answer is ‘yes’!” When your boyfriend shaves his pubes to say “Marry me Kate” what other answer can there be?

300 Words, thanks to the "happy ending."

I was going to write a story about a woman who is friends with identical twins. The only difference between them, which she hears from another woman who has slept with both, is that Alan's dick is bigger than Adam's. When she drunkenly follows one of them upstairs, she's not sure who she's with until he removes the towel; thus the happy look. Meh, it sounded better in my head, and it was going to take a lot more than 300 words to pull it off.

Anyway, get over to Tom's Three Spelling Mistakes to read the rest of today's wonderful entries!

4 comments:

  1. That's a great idea for a proposal... although I shudder to think how much hair the dude had if he could write "Marry me Kate" with the leftovers ;) I also love the word blow-cott... well... actually I hate it, because I hope that doesn't become a thing.

    Your second idea sounded pretty cool! There's no rule against writing a second story...

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  2. I think you just coined a new phrase, but one that I would shudder if it came into daily use.

    Loved the story.

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  3. Wow! I adore quirky proposal stunts! This is a new one! Great take Rob!

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  4. now if he combined this proposal with the traditional football game jumbotron, then you'd have a story. LOL
    Fun take, and I agree, write the 2nd story, or someone might just steal the idea.... WEG

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