Weekend Update (but Not Really)

I'm exhausted.

I'm drunk.

I'm sorry.

I was planning to write about my weekend tonight, but I'm just too ready for bed right now and can't write coherently. (Example: it's taken me fifteen minute to write the above, and most if it was with one eye closed.)

We had a great weekend, with lots of things to talk about, but it won't happen tonight despite my promises to some people. I will probably be busy tomorrow catching up at work, but I will try to write my real weekend update if I get some time during the day.