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Word Limit: 350
Forbidden Words: Money, Regret
Extra Credit: Tell us if you've ever paid for sex, on-line or off
Bonus Words: 50 if you make her barely legal, barely |
“Hey. I thought we’d do a video call since you won’t let me come over,” he replied.
“We can’t do that yet, baby,” she giggled. “I’m still underage, remember?”
“You’re the only girl I know who takes ‘age of consent’ laws so seriously!” Darryl said grumpily. “We've already done everything together!”
“When you were 18, my being 17 wasn't a problem. Since your birthday last week, you could go to jail just for seeing me naked, much less having sex with me! Now be patient, it’s only another 15 minutes until midnight.”
Darryl knew there were all kinds of ways that didn't make sense, but the hell of it was he knew she was probably right anyway. He didn't mind breaking laws when it suited him, though.
“I still wish you’d let me come over so I could be there at midnight,” he sighed.
“Oh, baby, I’m sorry,” Kim answered. “But there’s no way you could have kept your hands off me.”
“Are you naked?” Darryl asked in that sleepy, sexy voice he knew drove Kim crazy.
“Yes,” she purred. “And in just another 10 minutes you’ll get to see!”
“Are your nipples hard?”
“Mm hmm,” she sighed.
“Oh, man! Twist and pull them for me, baby!”
“Yes!” she breathed. “I’m getting wet. Ooh! I’m so sensitive down there!”
“Are you touching yourself?” Darryl half groaned. “God damned, that’s hot!”
“Hmmm… I’m so slippery and… ooooooohhhh! Two fingers just slipped right in,” she sighed.
“Oh, c’mon baby, please! I’ve got to see you! Nobody’s gonna know! Come on, just turn the camera on!”
“Okay,” she moaned. “I can’t wait either. I’m turning the camera on now!” She clicked the link to start video sharing just in time to see Darryl’s bedroom door bust in and three cops rush into the room.
“Darryl Vimes, you are under arrest for accepting pornographic images of an underage minor via the internet!” the lead cop screamed over Darryl’s protests.
Kim stood up and donned her robe, and asked the female detective “Was that good enough?”
“It sure was; we've wanted to bust that scumbag for months!” she answered, glancing at the clock. “And now it’s midnight and your parents aren't home; how about taking that robe back off?”
400 words; I took the bonus because I don't know how much more "barely" legal I could make someone. Too bad for Darryl I didn't make her 18 just a few seconds earlier!
I have definitely paid for sex off line. I've written about my Uncle getting me a hooker, and I was stationed close enough to Frankfurt Germany to get to the "poof houses" when I needed to. The closest I've ever come to paying for sex online was setting up an account on Ashley Madison three or so years ago. I may have paid for it in that respect, but I never got anything for my money.
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The funny thing is, I feel like Darryl Vimes whenever I look at Tumblr and someone has posted pics of "teens". Just waiting for the Internet cops to bust in!
ReplyDeleteGreat take on the pic! I have just had nothing flowing creatively lately. Like this one. Happy Friday!
ReplyDelete"Barely legal" but just moments wasn't good enough for him. Thanks for joining in. I'll be checking ID more closely in the future. :-)
ReplyDeleteBarely illegal to barely legal!
ReplyDeleteLaws love to have arbitrary rules ;-(