FFF - Good to Find a Hard Man - 9/13

Word Length = 9 inches  (LOL)

Word Count = 200

Forbidden Words = Cock, Penis, Schlong, Tower of Power

Required Words =  Tentiginous, & Anticipation

Bonus Words = See Comment section below ((Birthdate + age)/3)+15

(Ladies) Tell us about your biggest
(Men) Admit one insecurity

Extra Credit = How long has he been like that and did others see him?

Abbey smiled at the dapper, elderly gentleman who entered the clinic. His suit was of an older style, but immaculately kept. She gave him a quick once-over, approving of the cut and the way it flattered him, when she noticed IT. She knew her experience with such things paled in comparison to Melissa’s, in accounting, but she was fairly certain the old man was sporting more wood than a minor league baseball team.

Without preamble, the gentleman walked up to her counter, unzipped, and pulled out what was easily nine inches of tentiginous manhood. “Miss, can you take a look at this for me?”

Trying her best to maintain her professionalism, and not to let her anticipation show, Abbey composed herself as best she could. She fought the urge to reach out and touch it, just to verify that it was real. If Jim were anywhere near this big, she thought, I wouldn’t have to use my “black” dildo every night!

“Well, Miss?” the gentleman urged. “What do you think?”

“I’m sorry…” Abbey’s voice cracked with embarrassment, both for herself and the poor, confused man. “I’m sorry, sir, but I’m not a doctor, or even a nurse. I’m just the receptionist at the clinic.”

“I know that,” the man replied, smiling.

“Oh,” she answered, confused. “Well, then why are you showing me this?”

“This hasn’t happened to me in 20 years,” he winked. “Hell, I’m showing everybody!”

Word count: 237

At the time of this writing, Advizor had not specified how many bonus words we’d get so I made a command decision that it would be 37. Therefore, I nailed it right on the head!

Update: Hell, it's even better than I thought! After I wrote the story and chose my own bonus word amount, Advizor gave us the formula ((date + age)) / 3) + 15. I was born on the 17, I'm 48, which gives 65. Divided by 3 equals 21.666, add 15 for 36.666, or round up to 37. God DAMN I'm good sometimes!

Now to earn those bonus words: Technically, I could tell about the biggest I’ve had as well as any woman could, but I’ll play by the rules and admit one insecurity. One insecurity? Hell, pull up a chair and I can keep you here all day.

I’m too fat, I’m not good looking enough, I don’t earn enough money, I’m not smart enough, I’m not talented enough, and though I’m technically bigger than average, I’m sure that my own cock, penis, schlong, Tower of Power, isn’t enough to satisfy.

And now I’m worried that my insecurities aren’t as good as other men’s are.

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