Short post tonight, as I hang my head in shame. I made it five days into my 30 days without porn. I didn't really know if I'd make it the full 30 days, but I figured I'd get through at least a week. Oh, well, I'll try again... sometime. Maybe.
It's "shark week" in our house (my clever euphemism for my wife being on her period), and I was feeling a little neglected. She and my niece were downstairs, so I sneakily rubbed one out before they came back up. It was kind of fun, knowing they could come upstairs anytime (but pretty certain they wouldn't.) I had to rush through it more than I normally like, which is why I turned to the porn, but it was good and I needed it!
Speaking of porn, have you ever seen Safe For Work porn? It's hilarious! They take porn scenes and color bad costumes and backgrounds over the actors so that it doesn't look like they're fucking or sucking or whatever.
For example:
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| Everybody likes a nice peace pipe by the fire |
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| Charming, isn't it? |
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| I like digging for the buttery nuggets on the bottom. |
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| Take a good look at the kid's mouth! |
too hilarious. shark week? never heard that one!! ;) I didn't even make it a day, so don't feel bad Rob, and I'm a girl!!
ReplyDeleteIt sure felt good last night!
ReplyDeleteWell, the good news is, now you can Guess Her Muff!
ReplyDeleteAlready did! ;-)
DeleteHey, four days isn't a bad start! You can always try again once the shark swims away.
ReplyDeleteThe great thing about giving up porn is going back to it. ;)
Going back to it was great, too. And I found I was able to get off on some relatively tame, mostly just nude women pictures. It usually takes more hard core action for me to take care of business.
DeleteIf nothing else, I think this shows it may be beneficial for me to not view it so much, or so casually (as you described in your post.) A little moderation will do me good.
4 days, 30 days, 100 days, I don't think it matters so much as that your awareness level is heightened, awareness of why, when, and how you use porn allows for for better decision making, and SFWP is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAnd, speaking of your wife and your niece (assuming she is over 18 and of majority age in the state where you reside) you've just set up a porn scenario of your own. But, if she's 12, then please delete the preceding sentence from your mind. :-)
Lol, the niece is over 18, but she's not going to be in any of my porn scenarios. But I like the way you think!
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