The
taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper
wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.
Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand; he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle Vodka and a dozen PBRs every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What do you want to know?"
As a former business owner (co-owner) I can attest to the wages and the mentally challenged part.
I have one more quick joke; I read this one this morning and thought it was cute.
Two deer walk out of a bar after a long night.
"Girl, that was insane!" exclaimed the first deer.
"I know!" agreed the second deer. "I must have blown 40 bucks!"
Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand; he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle Vodka and a dozen PBRs every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What do you want to know?"
As a former business owner (co-owner) I can attest to the wages and the mentally challenged part.
I have one more quick joke; I read this one this morning and thought it was cute.
Two deer walk out of a bar after a long night.
"Girl, that was insane!" exclaimed the first deer.
"I know!" agreed the second deer. "I must have blown 40 bucks!"
The first one took me a minute but then I laughed out loud. Very funny. The 2nd one was cute too.
ReplyDeleteI like the second one, and can relate to the first one too.
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