Joke of the Day

A young man with no arms and no legs was laying on the beach, enjoying the sunshine and the sea breeze, when a beautiful lady with a dog walked past.

"Aw" she said, "look at you, sitting here all lonely. I bet you could use a hug"

"Umm... yes," replies the man. "I..I've never been hugged before."

So, feeling sorry for him, she gave him a hug and continued walking her dog on along the beach.

A few minutes later the man noticed another pretty girl coming towards him. She immediately gave him a hug and asked him if he'd like a kiss. The man, still in total shock at all of the sudden attention, replied yes without even thinking. He would have said yes anyway; he'd never been hugged before so you can bet he'd never even kissed before.

So she gave him a big kiss on the lips and was gone before he realized what had happened.

As he lay there in the sunshine, replaying the day over in his head and thinking to himself that things couldn't be much better, yet another beautiful woman approached him. She asked him why he was smiling so much and he tells her about his day and how he had his first hug and his first kiss.

Impressed, the lady said "Wow, you sound like you've had so much fun!"

"Yes," the man replied the man, "the day couldn't be any better!"

"Oh, really?" asks the woman, with a twinkle in her eye. "Have you ever been fucked before?"

The man, who already couldn't believe his luck, began smiling even more than. "No," he answered. "I've never been fucked before."

"Well you're about to be."

"Yeah?" asks the man excitedly.

"Yes," the woman replied. "The tide's coming in!"